The Everything Bagel Club

Writing support for scatterbrained entrepreneurs who need a little bit of everything.

For business owners that think outside the bagel🥯

The struggle is real.

YOUR WORDS ARE THERE. YOUR IDEAS ARE INCREDIBLE. BUT SOMEWHERE BETWEEN YOUR BRAIN AND THE PAGE, EVERYTHING GETS LOST.

You’re not looking for someone to write FOR you (I mean, you’ve already got plenty to say!). You just need help turning your beautiful, engaging, chaotic ideas into polished content that actually sounds like you.

Oop, do any of these sound familiar?

😬 You word-vomit ALL your ideas into one giant document (hello infodump my old friend).

🪦 Your drafts folder is where good ideas go to die (RIP).

😡 You know EXACTLY what you want to say, but somehow it’s just not working on paper.

You’re already crushing it, but

Let’s add some buttah 🧈

Okay, business bestie, I see you:

Your content is WORKING (but only when you actually hit publish).

Your business is growing (HELL YEAH!)

Your ideas are FIRE (but you tend to get overwhelmed with them).

You’re making it work…buuuut, just barely.

But you’re also starting to feel a tiny. bit. stressed.

If you’re already thinking “oooh, that’s definitely me” keep reading, because I’m about to solve all of your writing problems! 👇

Let’s face it, you need a little bit of help…

before you burn that beautiful brain bagel.

Your Brilliant Ideas Deserve Better

You’ve got vision, voice, and panache, kid! Buuut, right now your words are trapped in endless drafts and voice notes. Let’s turn your raw content into polished gold, without losing that special seasoning that makes it uniquely YOU. 

Quality control, but make it fun!

As your visibility grows, so do the stakes. But “professional” doesn’t have to mean stuffy and boring. We’ll polish your messaging for bigger opportunities while keeping your authentic voice in the mix. “Does this sound like me?!” Hell yeah, it does!

Time to scale your writing process

Your current system might work (sometimes), but it’s likely held together with duct tape and a prayer. We’ll create a sustainable process that turns your natural communication style into content that converts. No more late-night panic editing sessions!

Your brunch bestie

This isn’t about handing off your writing to someone else, it’s about having a partner who can help organize your thoughts, polish your words, and give you honest feedback. Plus, I WILL fix all your grammar and spelling mess (with love, obviously).

What Makes This Different:

Inclusive AF

This membership is built specifically for LGBTQ+, neurodivergent, and non-native English speaker business owners to help you hone your words to communicate with your audience.

  • ADHD and neurodivergent-experienced

  • Proudly LGBTQIA+ affirming

  • ESL-friendly feedback (this one is my specialty!)

  • Chronic illness understood and accommodated

Accessibility First, Always

This membership is focused on how our neurodivergent brains actually work (not how they should work), which means you get writing support that adapts to YOU.

  • Built for your neurodivergent brain

  • Support for ALL communication styles

  • Executive function challenges? Been there, living that!

  • No judgment zone - just support when you need it

  • Tag me in when editing feels impossible

Practical Magic

A sustainable system built for your brain, so you can receive the writing support that helps you get. shit. done.

  • Clear feedback on your drafts (in your chosen format, whether voice note, Loom, or Google Docs)

  • Suggestions for organization and flow

  • Strategic content optimization

  • Multiple ways to share your ideas (because sometimes typing is hard)

That’s why you need

The Everything Bagel Club

Your words. Your voice. My magic.

Scroll directly to pricing if you’re already sold 👇

Who’s this membership for?

The Everything Bagel Club is built for any business owner who loves doing their own writing (okay, pop off DIY queen 👑), but craves support with editing, optimizing, and getting feedback on their writing (plus someone to bounce all your ideas off of!)

🥯 ADHD and neurodivergent girlies (gender-inclusive) who have the vision but need help with the execution.

🥯 Chronically ill business owners who need to save their spoons for other stuff.

🥯 English as a Second Language business owners ready to feel confident in their communication.

🥯 LGBTQ+ entrepreneurs who want inclusive writing support.

Basically, you’re in the perfect place if…

You want to write your own content, but need help polishing it.

You need accountability (without the shame spiral).

You want feedback from a writing profesh (who gets your audience!).

Your ideas are clear in your head but a hot mess on paper.

You’d rather pierce your own ears Parent Trap-style than edit your own writing.

Okay, but why now?

I get it friend, you’ve been doing this whole business thing on your own for awhile now.

So what’s the point of bringing in outside writing help at this point in the game?

Because honestly, you’re sick to death of:

  • Second-guessing every piece of content you write

  • Letting perfectionism kick you in the ass and keep you from hitting publish

  • Trying to force your chaos into neurotypical workflows

  • Feeling like your message isn’t quite landing

  • Tearing out your hair trying to find the perfect word or tone of voice

The Investment

Alright, I know you’re wondering: “How much is this bad boy gonna cost me???”

Every tier of The Everything Bagel Club is designed to give your content the love it deserves without overwhelming your already chaotic brain (or your bank account!).

Whether you’re just starting to feel the content squeeze or you’re ready for all-in support, I’ve saved you the perfect spot at the brunch table.

Each day you spend fighting with your words or letting content sit in drafts is costing you time, energy, and sanity. This is your chance to:

  • Stop second-guessing every piece of content

  • Finally hit publish with confidence

  • Get consistent, reliable support from someone who gets it

Pick your perfect bagel 🥯

The Everything Bagel

$229 per month

This tier includes:

  • 2,000 words of copy review per month

  • Suggested usage: 2-4 pieces of content, such as blog posts, one long-form piece, email marketing

  • 48-hour turnaround time (feedback given based on your preference, either written or verbally)

  • Basic email support

  • Access to monthly templates and freebies

w/Cream Cheese

$329 per month

This tier includes:

  • 4,000 words of copy review per month

  • Suggested usage: 4-8 pieces of content, such as weekly blog posts, YouTube scripts, podcast show notes

  • Priority email support

  • Monthly strategy and content check-in

  • Style guide development

  • Access to monthly templates and freebies

And Smoked Salmon

$429 per month

This tier includes:

  • 6,000 words of copy review per month

  • Suggested usage: 6-12 pieces of content, such as robust content calendars, launch materials, workshops, presentations

  • Direct access via Slack/Discord

  • Style guide development

  • Monthly strategy and content check-in

  • Access to monthly templates and freebies

Every tier of the Everything Bagel Club includes:

🥯 Flexible word count usage (spread throughout the month as needed)

🥯 Document review and editing

🥯 Grammar, tone, and style optimization

🥯 Detailed feedback and suggestions

🥯 Word count tracking dashboard

🥯 On-demand pictures of my dogs

Which bagel is the right one for me?

ALright, you’re sold on the everything bagel club (yesss, can’t wait to work with yoU!), but trying to figure out which tier is the right one for you? I gotchu, here’s a tier breakdown:

The Everything Bagel is the go-to membership tier for:

Solo business owners who need help with regular blog posts, emails, and content

Coaches with a steady but manageable content calendar

Service providers needing a second set of eyes on client proposals and communication

The Everything Bagel tier is ideal when you write most content yourself but just need some professional polish, have a predictable content schedule, want to ensure key pieces are error-free, or need support for important communications.

w/Cream Cheese is the perfect tier for:

Established solopreneurs with growing content needs

Course creators developing regular content

Digital product creators maintaining multiple channels

W/Cream Cheese is ideal when you need consistent support for weekly content, are scaling but not quite ready for full-time staff, have a mix of content types to manage, want to maintain quality while increasing quantity, or are preparing for steady business growth.

And Smoked Salmon is the best fit for:

Online educators creating comprehensive materials

Established coaches launching new programs

Digital entrepreneurs with complex content needs

And Smoked Salmon is ideal when you want ongoing strategic partnership, manage multiple types of content regularly, have complex, multi-channel content needs, are scaling rapidly and need reliable support, or value having a dedicated thinking partner.

How the Magic Happens 🪄

I don’t write your content – I help make YOUR words work harder for your business! Here’s how:

1. Let’s Get You Set Up (AKA The FUN Part!) 🎉

First things first: we’ll kick things off with a 1:1 call to get all the important details about your business, your content goals, and how your brain works best. Plus, you’ll fill out my onboarding form that helps me understand:

  • Your brand voice and style

  • Your audience and what makes them tick

  • Your content goals and dreams

  • Your preferred feedback style

  • Any accessibility needs or preferences

2. Weekly Brunch Dates 🥂

Every week, you’ll:

  • Submit your content by Sunday evening/Monday morning (we can be flexible on timing because we’re all human!

  • Send whatever needs my eyes on it: emails, social posts, website copy, blog posts, launch materials, etc – if it’s words, I’m here for it!

  • Include any specific questions or areas you want me to focus on

P.S. Worried you’ll forget to send your content? No worries, I send auto reminders!

3. Feedback That Actually Helps 📝

Within the turnaround time, you’ll get detailed feedback in your preferred format:

  • Voice notes (for my audio processing pals)

  • Loom (if you like things a little more visual)

  • Google Doc comments (for those who prefer the written word)

I do provide all edits/changes within Google Docs, but give you the option of receiving verbal feedback if that’s more your vibe (but it’s totally optional!).

Your feedback will always include:

  • Specific suggestions for organization and flow

  • Strategic optimization tips (including SEO keyword suggestions as needed)

  • Grammar, spelling, and clarity fixes (without judgment!)

Are you craving bagels yet? 🥯

Look, I get it. Right now you’ve got approximately 83 tabs open, multiple draft folders full of almost-finished content, and a growing list of “ugh, I really should write that” ideas.

You know you’re brilliant. Your clients know you’re brilliant. But somehow, that brilliance just gets a little lost in translation between your brain and the page, and it feels a little bit like herding cats.

It truly doesn’t have to be this hard. You’ve already proven you can build an amazing business. You don’t need someone to write for you, you just need someone to help make your words fricken SPARKLE.

P.S. Still not sure? Book a quick coffee chat consultation to see if we’re a fit. No pressure, no icky sales tactics, just two breakfast lovers chit chatting about content!

Hmm, I’ve still got questions…

  • I keep everything organized in Google Drive. Each week I send you an automatic content reminder, and you can drop whatever you’ve got into your Google Drive folder, whether it’s a document, a PDF, voice notes, etc.

  • This really depends on the complexity of what you send me during the month. If you send me social media content that needs edited for spelling, grammar, and tone…probably same day turnaround.

    But if you send me website copy that needs edited for brand voice and is meant to sell your services/course/webinar, then it’ll take me a little longer.

    But I will always communicate if a piece of writing is going to take me a little longer than expected.

  • You’re welcome to email me at any time! You can also drop a voice note or document into our shared Google Drive folder if there’s information you want me to have.

    For Smoked Salmon-level members, you have access to me via Slack, where I’m likely to respond within a few minutes.

  • Item description

  • At the moment, no. I don’t allow for rolling over word count between months. However, if you have a writing project that goes over your word allotment, we can split it up over several months.

  • You can send me any piece of writing that you need for your business! This might include: website copy, social media content, email newsletters, podcast show notes, blog posts, item descriptions, etc.

  • When you send me something like a blog post or website copy, I might do a little light SEO keyword research on your topic, just to make sure you’re headed in the right direction.

    Otherwise, SEO services are not included in this membership.