Website Copywriting That Works as Hard as You Do (Without the Burnout)

Copywriting for ADHD, neurodivergent, women, and queer-owned businesses—crafted to connect, convert, and keep it real.

a damn fine cup of copy ☕

a damn fine cup of copy ☕

Say Goodbye to Word Vomit, and Hello to Killer Copy

Your Ideas Deserve Better Than Your Notes App

So you’ve got an incredible business and a mountain of ideas, but every time you sit down to write, it feels like an insurmountable pile of laundry (spoiler alert: I know you would literally rather clean the house from top to bottom than tackle that laundry pile 👀). The cursor blinks. The blank page taunts. And your to-do list? Laughing its ass off from the corner.

If this sounds like you, let’s skip the B.S. and make your website copy easy and fun as hell. I’m here to help you shake off the writing overwhelm and replace it with bold, delicious copy that makes your business absolutely sparkle. No fluff. No bullshit. Just words that work as hard as you do—minus the brain fog!

Writing That Meets You Where You Are (Task Paralysis and All)

As an ADHD-friendly copywriter, I get it.

You’ve got big energy for your business, but the logistics of writing your website copy—the sitting still, the organizing of thoughts, the endless rewording and fighting perfectionism—can make you want to scream.

Here’s the good news: I transform your chaos into words that help your business thrive.

Whether you’re hyperfocusing on a project or juggling 100 mental tabs in your brain, my job is to turn your brilliant-but-messy ideas into clear, converting copy. The kind that connects with your dream clients and gets them to say “Holy shit, this is SO ME.” 💅

Website Copywriting That Works Harder Than Your Morning Coffee

Your website is your digital home base, your 24/7 salesperson, and often the first impression your clients have of you. It deserves copy that captures your voice, connects with your audience, and drives results.

That’s where I come in—helping ADHD and neurodivergent business owners create killer copy that’s cozy AF and sells effortlessly.

Pricing 💸

A.K.A. What you actually want to know

Website copywriting starts at $1999 for a five-page website.

Because every business is different, all projects require a personalized proposal based on your specific needs (because your business is unique and I want to make sure I’ve captured all of your website wants and needs!).

Want to know more? Let’s chat about what you’re looking for, and I’ll create a custom copywriting plan just for you!

What’s Included:

  • Custom copy for up to five pages, tailored to your brand’s unique vibe and goals.

  • Brand voice guide to ensure you’re maintaining the same vibe across all platforms.

  • Market and competitor research to make sure you’re standing out from the crowd.

  • Clear, compelling messaging that your dream clients are obsessed with.

  • SEO-friendly writing to help you get noticed by the right people.

I’m Erin, your favorite overly-caffeinated copywriting hype girlie. 👋

Grammar Rules Are Meant to Be Bent (and Sometimes Broken)

Hey friends! I’m Erin, a copywriter with a Master’s degree in linguistics and over a decade of experience teaching English language skills to students from around the world. And yes, I AM a grammar nerd—but don’t worry, I’m not here to judge your grammar. In fact, I love breaking grammar rules to make your copy sound just like you!

Trust me, as an ADHD business owner myself, I know what it’s like to have a million tabs open—both on your browser and in your brain—and I’m here to help streamline your thoughts into productive (and profitable) chaos.

Why Work with Me?

Besides the fact that you’ll get to see my dogs during our meetings?

I Mean, I Do Speak Fluent ADHD 🧠

Because I’m not just here to write words—I’m here to simplify your life and business as someone who gets what it’s like to run a business with a brain that doesn’t always do what you want it to.

Fun, Relatable Copy 🎉

I write like people talk. No stiff corporate speak, just real, relatable vibes that your audience craves. (Plus, the occasional coffee pun or well-placed swear word—because why the hell not?!)

Clarity Through the Chaos💡

Cut through the noise with copy that actually makes sense. No jargon. No endless back-and-forths. Just clear, actionable copy that speaks your language.

ADHD-Friendly Processes ⚡

Need deadlines that account for your executive dysfunction? I’ve got you. Want me to pull ideas from a voice note, a half-finished Google Doc, or a random napkin sketch? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy 🍋 My job is to adapt to your way of working—not the other way around.

Stop Stressing. Start Impressing.

Show Off Website Copy that You Can’t STFU About ✨

Here’s what you can expect when we work together on your website copy:

More Time: Spend your precious energy on the parts of your business you love (and leave the writing to me!).

More Connection: Speak directly to your dreamiest clients in a way that feels authentic and approachable—like a friend who gets shit done.

More Confidence: Show up online knowing your copy is doing the heavy lifting for you!

Oh, and let’s not forget: You’ll finally stop losing hours doomscrolling for “inspiration” and actually have the content you’re excited to share.

Real Talk: This Is For You If…

🧡 You’re tired of trying to DIY your website copy and getting stuck in a perfectionism spiral.

🧡 You want a partner who gets ADHD, neurodivergence, and all the stuff that comes with it.

🧡 You’re ready to invest in professional copywriting that feels like you (but maybe a touch less chaotic).

My process is all about creating something that fits your unique business and voice—because that’s what actually works.

How It Works (Spoiler: It’s Easy as Hell)

Book a Coffee Date

Click the button below to schedule a free consultation. We’ll chat about your business, your goals, and how I can help. No awkward sales pitch. Just two humans figuring out if we’re a vibe match. (Also, if you want to skip the coffee chat, feel free to message me with your info!)

Get Your Copy Caffeinated

Once we’re a good fit, I’ll handle the writing while you focus on what you do best. (Orrr, finally take that nap you’ve been craving!)

Enjoy the Sweet Success

Watch as your website copy connects, converts, and clears up that to-do list clutter while you sit back, relax, and enjoy a sweet treat!

Ready to Get Shit Done?

Let’s turn your words into magic (or at least something that makes you love your website). Whether you need a full website overhaul or a quick pick-me-up, I’m here to help you.

Let’s brew something amazing together!

Questions?

  • Copywriting is focused on driving sales and converting customers through messaging. Copywriting usually has direct calls to action and is very concise.

    Content writing typically educates, entertains, or informs. Content writing is used to build trust and authority with your audience by providing informational content.

    I offer both copywriting and content writing, and if you need both together, let's chat!

  • I offer custom pricing for copywriting projects that are tailored to each client's specific needs. Factors like project scope, research depth, and deadline influence costs. This approach ensures that every client receives personalized, high-quality content that aligns perfectly with their goals.

    That being said, my minimum copywriting investment starts at $1999.

  • For copywriting projects, I offer a 50% payment up front, and then the remaining 50% due before sending the final project files.

  • Trust me, if we’re in a meeting together, you will definitely meet my dogs! Either by me directly introducing them, or hearing them barking/howling in the background!