BREWING UP BOLD,
NO-BULLSHIT website COPYWRITING FOR SERVICE BUSINESSES

Turning neurodivergent info dumps into clear copy that converts for women and queer-owned businesses.

a damn fine cup of copy ☕

a damn fine cup of copy ☕

Let’s Turn Those Ideas Into Pure Dopamine Hits

If writing for your business feels like one giant laundry doom pile, you're not alone. And honestly? Your time is better spent in your zone of genius than staring at a blank page or drowning in endless editing.

Here's what gets me HYPED about helping you:

Problem #1

You've got TONS of ideas for your website bouncing around your brain, but they're scattered across 17 different notes apps, voice memos, and maybe even some napkins? Let's capture that magic and turn it into website copy that flows like your favorite oat milk latte.

Problem #2

You absolutely KNOW that you need to create evergreen, targeted SEO blog content to continuously drive traffic to your website, but you would literally rather clean your entire house top to bottom than sit down and write blogs.

Problem #3

You’re a business baddie using your podcast to reach your ideal clients and generate leads, but you’re getting bogged down in all the details when it comes to marketing your podcast. Show notes, episode descriptions, social media content, email newsletters…and for every episode?! Omg, the writing is never-ending.

Here's How I Help You Frickin' DAZZLE🪩

My whole vibe is taking your stream-of-consciousness thoughts, those special-interest infodumps, cutting the fluff, and translating them into clear, can’t-ignore messaging that your audience craves.

Let’s talk solutions 👇

Cold Brew Copy ☕

When your thoughts feel pulled in a million different directions or your messaging needs sharpening, I’m here to turn your brilliant, beautiful, genius (if a little scattered) ideas into clear and powerful website copy that makes your services irresistible to the perfect clients.

Service starts at $1999

The Podcast Pour-Over 🎙️

Have a podcast, but want it to reach more ears?

I optimize your episodes with SEO-friendly show notes and episode descriptions, along with repurposing your content into blog posts and social media copy so more listeners can find—and fall in LOVE with—your incredible content.

Service starts at $350 per month

The Everything Bagel Club

Like having your own personal copywriter on speed dial, for brains that think outside the bagel 🥯

Not ready for full-service copy but still need that caffeine kick? The Everything Bagel Club gives you exactly what your ADHD business owner brain craves:

  • Weekly & monthly writing support hours (use 'em when you need 'em)

  • Copy reviews that'll make your writing sparkle ✨

  • Templates and freebies that turn blank pages into "holy shit, I wrote that?!"

  • A copywriter in your corner (without the fancy agency prices)

  • Unlimited bagel & breakfast puns 🥓

Starting at $229/month

Hey, I'm Erin! 😘

You'll find me slinging custom cups of copy for ADHD and neurodivergent business owners who want their websites to be as invigorating and irresistible as that first caffeine hit of the day.

You've got the ideas, and I've got the words to bring them to life.

If your messaging feels like an afternoon energy slump, let's perk it up with the caffeine jolt your business deserves.

Former grammar teacher turned copy expert, I specialize in taking those beautiful brain dumps and turning them into messaging that makes your audience go "OMFG, they just GET me!" (And yes, I'll totally explain grammar concepts if you ask nicely – it's my special interest! 🤓)

Wanna make sure we’re a good fit?

We go together like a lavender latte & sweet treat if…

  • You're a queer or woman-owned service-based business

  • You’re OBSESSED with what you do and want your website to reflect that

  • You get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of writing tasks on your to-do list as a business owner

  • You need a little bit of hand-holding (and some tough love) to get your messaging out of your brain

  • You’re already planning your afternoon coffee and snack (you can BET I’ve already got my little afternoon treat on lock!)

If any of these sound like you, let’s grab a coffee.

From Brain Chaos to Badass Copy

How We Make Magic 🪄

No confusing steps or endless emails back and forth (because I know we’re both just gonna forget to reply anyway). Just a straightforward, easy process that takes you from total idea overload to fire copy that’s clean, clear, and ready to rake in cash.

Step 1: Coffee Chat – Let’s get those first-date nerves out of the way with a coffee chat consultation! We start with a chat about your vision, values, and voice (all of my favorite things! Yay!) to make sure we’re a good fit. Then comes the project proposal 💍 (Yes, a thousands times yes!), the contract signature, and the deposit.

Step 2: The Info-Dump – This is where we get percolating! Send me those voice notes, brain dumps, and half-finished ideas. Honestly, the messier, the better! Because I’m gonna take alllll that info that’s been ping-ponging around your brain and hyperfocus it for your audience.

Step 3: The Final Sip – Let’s make some magic, baby! I go through all of your ideas and narrow down your messaging to deliver mouth-watering, delectable copy to your dreamiest client.

Okaaay, so the process is a little more involved than this, but trust that I want to make working together easy peasy lemon squeezy, so I’m keeping it simple! 🍋

What I Bring to the Table (Besides a Cold Brew and an Unhealthy Grammar Obsession?!)

Okay, so I’ve told you who my ideal clients are, my sweet little lavender latte babies…but how do you know that I’m the best fit for you? Basically, I just want to make your life easier, and here are the values that drive my vibe:

Creativity:  I’m tired of reading the same old bullshit on websites, and I BET YOU ARE TOO. I believe in writing copy and content that is truly, uniquely you, without sounding beige, bland, or boring (ew). Time to embrace creative copy that pops off!

Flexibility: I work with your ADHD brain, not against it. My goal is to create a frictionless process that makes writing your website and content a fun, enjoyable experience. There are no rigid rules here (either in your copy or in my process)!

High-Quality, Every F*cking Time: Like a perfectly pulled shot of espresso, your copy will be rich, smooth, and exactly what you ordered. No shortcuts, no generic templates, just pure quality.

Collaboration: We’re in this together! Your feedback and input is essential to making your website sound like your real, authentic self, so I can’t do this without you!

Accessibility Matters: Okay y’all, I’m getting serious with this one. Accessible language is one of my passions, and I will write clear, inclusive language that speaks to your diverse audience and makes everyone feel welcome and at home on your website.

Clients Love Me A Latte👇

See what happens when you give your business website the copy it deserves. My clients? Thrilled! You? Just one coffee date away from joining the fun!

I can't say enough about Erin and her writing capabilities! She elevates every project she has written for us. Her skill level, research capabilities, and executing thoughtful and impactful writing continues to amaze me. I highly recommend anyone to work with her!

Elizabeth Hales, professional Voiceover Actor

Alright Erin, I’m in! Let’s Talk…

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Since you’re already here, let’s go ahead and schedule that coffee date to start turning your ideas into the copy and content you’ve been craving.

Just hit that button below. I know you want to 😉